Sleep eating Kangaroo.
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
i just watched this episode and fucking cried laughing
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…
The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.
AND THEN THERE’S HARRY
WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE
best post ever
*reblogs post about how ugly I am*
*reblogs post about how gorgeous I am 3 minutes later*
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them